The Burnt-Over Blog: Florida

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Florida

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN FLORIDA WHEN:

1. You can go all winter without fixing your car heater.

2. Your daughter doesn't know what pants are and tries to pull them up to be shorts.

3. You have to show old pictures of snow so the kids know what it looks like.

4. You have to buy a Halloween costume they won't sweat in.
Elmo would never fly in Florida in October!

5. Camping is done in Janaury,

and the sites are on the beach!

6. Lastly, fall means walking outside with the smell of moldy, dying, rotting plants in the air.

WE LOVE FLORIDA!!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...: That was funny! Good job! Becca looks so dang cute!; October 23, 2008 at 8:22 PM
The Steenblog Fam said...: So you can pretty much say the exact opposite of each of those points and you 'd be living in Buffalo. jk, but we definately need to come visit you guys!; October 24, 2008 at 6:35 AM
Tom and Alison said...: Nice, I totally love it!

Ali; November 2, 2008 at 2:14 PM

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